First of all, I'm overtly charming and stunningly good-looking. Don't let my profile picture or a conversation with me lead you astray. The aforementioned statements are very, very true.
At 33, I've never been married, and I'm still single. I don't have any kids, and my lawyers managed to fight off all of those pesky paternity suits.
Now I know what you're thinking: "why is a guy who’s so handsomely good looking and magnetically charming still single and unmarried???" It's a real mystery - right up there with "who built the pyramids" and "where are the WMDs." Mom says the only reason I'm still single is because I'm "arrogant and obnoxious," but I think that's just my sweet Mom trying to make me feel better.
Friends describe me as a "serial monogamist" as the relationships I get into usually end up becoming farily long-term. On the other hand, maybe they said 'cereal monogamist' as I also tend to stick with one breakfast cereal for months at a time. Who knows? (Right now I'm kinda hooked on mini-wheats.)
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